Merry Christmas!

To the few, if any, Asswipers out there, Merry Christmas from the Asswipe Chronicles!

I hope it's a good Christmas for all of you. Spend time with family and friends, let them know that you love them. That's the important thing.

And because the Asswipe Chronicles is a culturally sensitive blog;

Happy Amaterasu, Beiwe, Brumalia, Choimus, Deuorius Riuri, Deygān, Goru, Hanukkah, Hogmanay, Inti Raymi, Junkanoo, Karachun, Koleda, Lucia, Meán Geimhridh, Midvinterblót, Modranicht, Shab-e Chelleh, Saturnalia, Şeva Zistanê, Sol Invictus Festival, Soyal, Wayeb, We Tripantu, Yule, Zagmuk, and Ziemassvētki.